I've been reading FML a lot lately... mostly out of boredom. I have my own FML moments:

Today, I was IMing a friend. She's talking about how excited that she's going to look big.... she wants a guys attention. My friend is excited to be a whore.

I went from having a pretty icky cough to not being able to breathe through my nose in two days.

It's spring break, and I'm sick. (^) None of my friends have the same spring break.

My parents don't like me hanging out with a friend I've had for years... but they let the one girl who is a horrible influence hang out with me whenever.